So I just realized Tumblr doesn’t automatically allow you to download MP3s any more. So here’s how:
Logically: If movies, then reblog. Or contraposition: If not reblog, then not movies.
5:55 PM Samuel: Pizza is a vegetable and water does not prevent dehydration.
Welcome to earth.
me: But is pizza a matroid?
5:56 PM Samuel: Well, let’s find out.
Let S be some set of pizzas
and I is the subset of flavors containing pepperonis.
i: The number of pizza flavors is finite.
5:57 PM ii. If some subset of pizzas has pepperoni, then any smaller set of pizzas contained by this set also have pepperoni. Therefore we have satisfied heredity.
Then, lastly, we have the exchange property.
5:58 PM If we have two sets of pizzas, both satisfying the condition that they contain pepperoni, then if we move one element to the other, both sets will still satisfy the condition.
Therefore, we have the exchange property.
5:59 PM Given i, ii, and iii, The set M = (P,Z), where P is a set of pizza flavors, and Z is subsets of pizza flavors containing pepperoni, is in fact a Matroid.
me: That is one delicious analogy
Samuel: QUOD ERAT DEMOFUCKING STRATUM MOTHERFUCKERS
<3 from Minneapolis.